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drunktionary 

all the words that can't be understood unless you are drunk.
Dude we need a drunktionary to understand tom.
drunktionary by lealea1003 February 7, 2010
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Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.
She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.
Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

ducktionary

A dictionary of ducks. Also known as a ducklopedia.
Is that a dictionary?
No. It's a ducktionary. See? Here's the California Mallard.
AMAZING.
ducktionary by josh is jewish October 15, 2008

urban ducktionary 

n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.

......................................................................................
Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?

Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.

You gonna fatten her up and eat her?

Something like that.
urban ducktionary by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

Drinktionary 

A Drinking Game invented in room 3072 of Algonquin College's Residence. Involves turning pictionary rules into drinking rules.
Drink when:
You Guess wrong
10 seconds pass with no guessing
When someone guesses correctly everyone except for that person drinks
If 2 minutes pass and no one has guessed the word, the artist must finish half a beer.
<((^^)>
person: emote? (wrong, drink)
person2: kirby? (Right, everyone else drinks)
person3: (after drinking) my turn to draw?
This is drinktionary.
Drinktionary by JerseySix November 1, 2009

Urban Drinktionary

A drinking game where one person reads a word form urban dictionary and everyone else has to guess the definition. Whoever is closest to the correct definition is the winner and everyone else has to take a drink. The winner gets to read the next word.
Hey you guys wanna get wasted playing Urban Drinktionary?
Urban Drinktionary by TheGoogs April 21, 2018

drunkonary 

used to decipher drunk texts your friends send
chpis i lobved uf=
Drunkonary
Chris i love you
drunkonary by wonder whizz April 10, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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