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Drucken

euphemism, meaning: Penis, Dick, Schlong, Wiener, Knob, Willy, Meat n 2 Veg, 3 Piece Suite, Wedding Tackle, 1 - Eyed - Trouser - Snake.
e.g, That guy (Adam Popple) Sucks Drucken out Loud!

e.g2, He (James Hollands) Sucks so much druck it should be illegal!
by Tim the car park assistant August 20, 2004
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The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.
My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!
Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?
by david faustino May 11, 2012
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drunken sailor

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
by Verdigris June 15, 2016
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Drunken Peasants

A popular podcast started by The Amazing Atheist. If you do something stupid, they will destroy you.
That homophobic Christian they made fun of on last night's Drunken Peasants was so stupid!
by Cleffroski November 7, 2014
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Drunkenese

The prevailing language of Alchoholopia and its prevailing Drunken Commonwealths. Considered by many as one of the easiest to learn and most universally popular of the languages, Drunkenese is still not considered a viable language credit in most accredited instututions of higher learning.

If you are unsure whether or not a speaker of an unfamiliar language is in actuality speaking Drunkanese, look for these tell-tale signs: Excessive salivating, repeated catch phrase quoting, propensity to trail off or tell stories that never really go anywhere, horizontalness, spontaneous projectile vomiting, and a tendency to overestimate audience's level of interest in speaker.

Speakers of Drunkenese are occasionally confused with having a degenerative brain disorder.

If you are interested in learning more about Drunkenese, check out a bottle of Royal Crown from your local liquor store and study, all night if you have to.
Man 1: "Hey...thees parteee izzz tha...shiiii...uhm...hey...man I just like totally downed uhm 5 Jager shots and...Im Rick James bitch!"

Man 2: "Im sorry. I dont speak Drunkenese. Where are your pants?"
by Habeeb the Defiler May 28, 2005
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Drunken Stupor

"Yes, I have smoked crack cocaine, probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago.”
by Rob Ford November 5, 2013
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