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Drowsy Schiavo 

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.
Drowsy Schiavo by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016
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drowsy driving 

Falling asleep or nodding off while operating a motor vehicle. Can lead to accidents, and is as dangerous as drunk driving.
Reporter: "Drowsy driving has become a big safety problem on our highways."

"My friend works a lot of hours, and is always tired. I tried to make him aware of the drowsy driving issue."
drowsy driving by yes juanito yes October 21, 2014

Drosterbation 

Taking video of oneself masturbating then subsequently taking video of oneself masturbating to aforementioned video of oneself masturbating. Leveraging the droste effect similar to a hall of mirrors leading to an infinite loop of masturbating to video of onself masturbating to a video of oneself masturbating...
Haggs intelligently implemented drosterbation last weekend which in effect renders him trapped in an endless loop, I doubt he will be seen again.

Ghouds prefers drosterbation over women.

Mario somehow managed to impregnate himself via drosterbation .
Drosterbation by Ghouds November 9, 2019

droste effect

The droste effect is the effect of a picture recursively appearing within itself, in a place where a similar picture would realistically be expected to appear. And while the appearance may be recursive, the smaller version contains an even smaller version of the picture, and so on. Only in theory could this go on forever, as fractals can sometimes do; practically, it continues only as long as the resolution of the picture allows, which is relatively short, since each iteration geometrically reduces the picture's size.
This sentence says, "This sentence says, "This sentence says, "This sentence says, "..."""" - (example of the droste effect )
when one drinks too much and becomes extremely intoxicated to the point of no return; blackout drunk
chad: dude did she how drunk she was tonight ??
brad: ya bro that bitch was drowsyyy
drowsy by emzdmz October 26, 2019

drowsy smurf 

you roofie a chick paint her blue and have sex with her
I totaly gave that ho a drowsy smurf
drowsy smurf by the saggy waffle October 27, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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