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Drawstring 

Driving the highway when the truck starts sliding sideways tightens the drawstring right up.
Drawstring by Kirkasaurous August 26, 2016

Drawstring 

The string that lives in your hoodie or sweatpants and is always either tangled or missing
I am so fuckin fat I can't even tie my sweatpants' drawstring

drawstring pussy

A woman of loose morals, even looser genitals. When a woman loses vaginal tightness and grip, she must resort to extreme measures by doing the obvious, tying up her bits to appear Like A Virgin for every encounter with every Tom Dick and Harry...or Tom, whose dick is hairy.
Your granny's been around the block. My grandpa told me that she had a drawstring pussy before she was 21...he had her back in 1945.

It's really difficult curing a yeast infection when you got a drawstring pussy; it's quite messy and hard to deal with.
drawstring pussy by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

drawstring purse 

Arsehole, sphincter muscle, puckered poo hole
After that vindaloo, I had hot coals up my drawstring purse for a week
drawstring purse by Beefy February 9, 2004

drawstring asphyxia 

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine
That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.
drawstring asphyxia by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

Drawstring Pussy

A female who has been fucked so much that their pussy is loose as fuck, as the opening of a drawstring bag. It can also be stretched like a drawstring bag too.
Shes a whore. I can tell because she has a drawstring pussy.
Drawstring Pussy by Okay mark November 12, 2019
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