driverhea

The onset of Diarrhea whilst conducting an automobile.

Driving down the 401, Jerry got a terrible case of driverhea and had to pull over to go shit in the woods alongside the road

driverhea by jage_the_rapist November 26, 2009

bus drivered 

to uppercut somebody forcefully

she just bus drivered that girl

bus drivered by khandie cinnamon October 16, 2012

driveshaft 

(v.) To refrain from giving a needed ride to friends/coworkers when the opportunity presents itself.

Dude, she totally driveshafted us -- it was raining buckets and she just waved and went to her car and drove home, alone. We're right on her way, too.

driveshaft by Vlad the Impaler May 19, 2006

direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

direrhea by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

riverhead 

A town located on Long Island ( which is NOT part of NYC) in between the North and South Forks (and no, it's not part of the Hamptons either). Also known as River-Hood to many of its inhabitants, though it may be noted that is only ok for people from Riverhead to call it that. Otherwise it's just plain rude. It may also be called home to the best Middle School (and High School too, while we're at it) track team, the best cross country team, the best Latin program... You get the picture.

E.G: Those kids from Riverhead kicked our butts in _______ (fill in the blank here) yesterday.

riverhead by ~*Hmmm...*~ March 27, 2007

driverjake 

Someone who hasn't smoked weed and who never drinks and drives.

How are we gonna get home tonight?-Tylus

Oh driverjake is definitely sober rn- Brendan

driverjake by Tyler Murphy May 1, 2018

Driverbation 

Masturbation while driving

person 1"I really want a mini vibrator for my car"
person 2"why"
person 1 "i feel like driverbation would be easier"

Driverbation by Blairski3224 October 15, 2010