direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.
"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."
by anonymouslyanonymously November 27, 2012
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