direrhea

a union of dire and diarrhea:

Extremely serious or urgent need to discharge feces from your bowels in a liquid form.

"Hey boss, i need to direrhea so bad right now. Can i take a break?"

OR

"This constipation is killing me, direrhea would be nice right about now."

direrhea by anonymouslyanonymously November 29, 2012

direhea 

A totally-horrendous bout of "loose stool" distress.

My insides tend to "react" very strongly to new foods or unusual combinations of ingredients, and so I try to only partake of these "potentially-problematic" comestibles when I'm just by myself at home instead of in a public setting or "out in the sticks", so that I can quickly/unobtrusively run to the bathroom --- and have easy access to appropriate "clean-up" facilities/resources --- in case of any bouts of direhea.

direhea by QuacksO February 19, 2019

Direrear 

When your #2s is dire and you can’t spell diarea - diarheo - dia… when you can spell direrear just fine.

Direrear is a better word than diarrhoea because it’s easier to spell, still sounds the same, and evokes exactly what is happening to you.

Direrear by Pineapple Hwy July 25, 2018

Dinerhea 

Experienced after gorging at a dodgy greasy spoon. Usually after night of heavy drinking. An exponential increase to a case of the rye shits

I had the eggs benny special at that place on the corner and I had dinerhea for the rest of the day.

Dinerhea by couv78 March 5, 2008

Dirrhea Boner 

When you have to shit so bad you become sexually aroused.

Andrew made some bad decisions last night and on his way to work got a dirrhea boner.

Dirrhea Boner by J Adkins OU May 14, 2016

dirrhea-2 

so bad it hurts like hell and ur ass is bleeding

AHH I HAD DIRRHEA-2 GOD KILL ME "crying".

dirrhea-2 by rizzfish February 1, 2023

direreah 

sariahs panties

sariah direreah stop biting that munchkin

direreah by tenslee September 7, 2023