drippopotamus 

Someone who got hella drip

Have you seen Nikki, damn, shes a whole drippopotamus wit her fit n all.

drippopotamus by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

crippopotamus 

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

crippopotamus by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

Trippopotamus 

A hippopotamus that is tripping on psychadelic drugs such as LSD or Pscillocibin mushrooms. They commonly reference "trippin' balls" and "Grateful Dead laser shows".

I took mushrooms at the Bassnectar concert with a Trippopotamus that kept telling me about the Grateful Dead laser show he watched last week.

Trippopotamus by Jewboy, Beeeeen, and Mel Mel March 4, 2010

Dippopotamus 

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

rippopotamus 

An animal similar to the familiar hippopotamus. An animal seen by schizophrenics in their hallucinations.

The schizophrenic kept muttering rippopotamus to himself.

rippopotamus by paragus May 13, 2006

grippopotamus 

A morbidly obese woman with feral grip that could kill a man instantly. If she catches you with your pants down, her grip could lock you into your final position as her vacuum sealed semen extraction tool removes your soul from your shaft.

I want a grippopotamus for gripmas.
This grippopotamus that I work with has been giving me the eyes; it might not be the worst way to go.

grippopotamus by One-eyed Willie July 24, 2023

Dipopotamus 

A person that will leave the premises without warning or at a moments notice.

We were all ready to leave for the club but our driver Jim pulled his usual move and dipped out without telling anyone and left us all without rides. That kid is such a dipopotamus!

Dipopotamus by J Skrilz September 8, 2012