Dipopotamus 

A person that will leave the premises without warning or at a moments notice.

We were all ready to leave for the club but our driver Jim pulled his usual move and dipped out without telling anyone and left us all without rides. That kid is such a dipopotamus!

Dipopotamus by J Skrilz September 8, 2012

drippopotamus 

Someone who got hella drip

Have you seen Nikki, damn, shes a whole drippopotamus wit her fit n all.

drippopotamus by PablosDrugs March 27, 2020

Dildopotamus 

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.

I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.

Dildopotamus by John Wesley February 13, 2008

dickopotamus 

Someone who is an achingly over-bearing asshole in massive proportions that you just can't stand.

Hey, do you know Tom?
That dude is such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by Angel_star March 27, 2010

Dippopotamus 

One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.

Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.

Dippopotamus by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011

dickopotamus 

Ruiner of things.

He's such a dickopotamus.

dickopotamus by edgeh72 April 18, 2011

lipopotamus 

(noun) (lip-o-POT-a-mus) One who has a fat lip.

Example 1: The lipopotamus ate a knuckle sandwich during the smashmouth football game.

Example 2: Thanks to a heaping helping of collagen, Meg went from zipperlip to lipopotamus.

lipopotamus by Moby Doug January 24, 2009