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One of your close bros, that will randomly just ninja dip on you during any given point of the day. Frequently uses excuses such as but not limited to the ever popular I have a ton of homework, the frequent slam piece, or even the I'm hungry even though I just ate dinner.
Example 1
Guy 1: Yo where did anthony go?

Guy 2: Man he just bailed hard for that slightly hot DG

Guy 1: He's sucha dippopotamus.

Example 2
Guy 1: EDDIE !!! where are you going!!!

Guy 2: I'll be right back just gotta do something real quick

Guy 1: Fuckin dippopotamus.
by Edward Terrell October 24, 2011
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