When you make an "update" on an operating system for your computer and the only known changes are that all wireless adapters, web cams, microphones, and headphones cease to work, resulting in trauma to the brain.
I was in completeexcitement that all 75 updates were complete, but all hope crashed like the software in my computer as I realised it was one massive downdate.
when you're driving down the freeway when its pouring rain, and you go under an overpass or through a tunnel and the rain pauses for a second or two.
its quite exhilarating.
"Wow that was a long downpause, that overpass wasn't even that thick."
"ya that's because traffic is moving so slow"
An OS update to your cell phone that renders it slow as molasses and makes one want to pulverize it. A core strategy utilized by phone manufacturers (eg. Apple) to force people into upgrading their phones.