4 definitions by Schwetty Ballz
An OS update to your cell phone that renders it slow as molasses and makes one want to pulverize it. A core strategy utilized by phone manufacturers (eg. Apple) to force people into upgrading their phones.
I downdated my phone with iOS 7, and now I'm screwed...up yours with a rubber hose Tim Cook!
iOS 7, Apple
iOS 7, Apple
by Schwetty Ballz December 2, 2013
A holiday (not necessarily Thanksgiving) wherein every man/woman/child in a household contracts a viral or bacterial infection, typically gastrointestinal in nature. Everyone ends up competing for toilet time, and the house essentially becomes an infirmary. Additionally, the individual responsible for spreading the outbreak (ground zero) is reminded of his/her lameness on every subsequent holiday.
Coworker 1: So how was your holiday break?
Coworker 2: Awful!
Coworker 1: Really? Why?
Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.
Coworker 2: Awful!
Coworker 1: Really? Why?
Coworker 2: My in-laws stayed with us. My mother-in-law was sick, then got all of us sick. It was a pukefest and shitfest--man it sucked. Happy Sicksgiving to me.
by Schwetty Ballz December 4, 2013
The act of covertly brushing one's hand against a man's penis in order to determine its size. Usually occurs in bars or clubs.
Guy 1: Dude, some chick just twig brushed me!
Guy 2: Niiiice. Track that bitch down and show her the whole package!
Guy 2: Niiiice. Track that bitch down and show her the whole package!
by Schwetty Ballz August 29, 2013
Post-Superbowl party hangover
To add insult to injury, the team Bob was rooting for in the Superbowl lost and he suffered from a raging bowl-over the next day.
by Schwetty Ballz February 18, 2009