hipster's definitions

easy street

a situation in which any problems, difficulties or worries can be avoided

after members of the staff cashed in their winning lottery ticket, they were suddenly on easy street, which enabled them to yell "fuck you!" to their prick boss and quit their miserable, minimum wage jobs.

by hipster January 18, 2004

primer

alcoholic beverages consumed at someone's house/residence before an evening of partying at a bar or nightclub, the premise being to save cash which you would otherwise have to spend at the establishment in order to get fully buzzed.

"let's pick up some primers before we go bar-hopping tonight."

by hipster November 24, 2005

across the board

the same amount of something applying to everyone evenly within a certain group.

I heard the pay at this company is a g-note a week, across the board...that true man?

by hipster November 18, 2004

make tracks

to leave or get away from somewhere, usually in a quick or urgent nature.

can also be worded in the form of a direct order.

"It's gettin kinda late, we oughta make tracks pretty soon."

"tell those guys to make tracks, they just can't crash a party uninvited!"

by hipster April 20, 2007

on the fly

describing something done in a casual or informal manner; also, something said or done quickly or in passing.

"I just processed that order on the fly without making any notes."

"I don't remember mentioning anything about the party to Jenn's sister, must have said it on the fly."

by hipster July 26, 2005

crawling the walls

being in an agitated or restless state; also, having the need to be outside in open space (see cabin fever).

"Man I'm like crawling the walls here! I need to get out and bust it up somewhere!"

"Hey babe, let's go for a walk. I don't know about you, but if I stay too much longer inside this house I'll be crawling the walls soon!"

by Hipster April 13, 2008

crunch time

a deadline/the last minute

"It's gettin pretty close to crunch time,better finish that report soon."

by hipster November 10, 2003