Dougles

Dougles (plural: Dougles') : a person of great masculinity, awesomeness, sexiness, badassary and sweetness.

Ex: I met this guy at the bar the other night, he was such a Dougles!

or: "Let's get outta this place, there's no cute Dougles' around."

by Chupacabra203 October 12, 2010

dougles

get the dildo app from the app store and a fairly good looking lady. when your fuckin her take your iphone and double penetrate her in the butt with the dildo app. enjoy.

Yo Will. I finally was able to dougles a chick last night.

Yo Taylor. I douglesed the shit out of that chick i met at the bar last night...it rocked.

by TBone Job December 9, 2008

Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Frederick Douglass

A former slave who eventually became a freedmen and wrote about the horrors of slavery. He wasn't supposed to know how to read or write, but he managed to trick some white kids into teaching him anyway. Some of his ideas still apply today.

"Everybody has asked the question. . ."What shall we do with the Negro?" I have had but one answer from the beginning. Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. Do nothing with us! If the apples will not remain on the tree of their own strength, if they are wormeaten at the core, if they are early ripe and disposed to fall, let them fall! I am not for tying or fastening them on the tree in any way, except by nature's plan, and if they will not stay there, let them fall. And if the Negro cannot stand on his own legs, let him fall also. All I ask is, give him a chance to stand on his own legs! Let him alone!"

-Frederick Douglass

by x01y23z45 May 9, 2008

Saggin' Doubles

When a person wears their pants so low that everyone around can see the double humps of their butt cheeks.

Dude, pull your pants up you are "saggin' doubles" again.

by Jsaes December 31, 2010

doublestream

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening

If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!

by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Douglas Adams

Possibly the greatest English writer who ever lived. Author of the hitch-hiker's guide to the galaxy.

You sass that hoopy Douglas Adams? There's a frood who really knew where his towel was....

by Vonny May 13, 2005