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1. A small, unfortunate, troll-like human, who enjoys homosexual relationships with coworkers and being stuffed into lockers and fire safes.

2. One who has an inexplicable affinity for unpopular music, particularly that sung by homosexual bands from the 1980's.
Doogles was able to get a free flight by having his wife stuff him into her carry-on suitcase.
Doogles by Jason Smith March 14, 2003
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Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

cheatsy doodles 

The act of cheating in a game and taunting your friends as you do it in order to piss off your friends so you can laugh at their expense. Popularized by many YouTubers, notably SeaNanners.
Person 1: "Hey, you can't get me up here."
Person 2: "Stop fucking cheatsy doodling!"
Person 1: laughing maniacally "CHEATSY DOODLES!!!"

Doodles Poodles

A group of 4 amazing friends who love summer,dogs, and are absolutely insane and act 4 years old all the time and can party pretty hard
Man those doodles poodles are like the coolest people I know

wanky doodles

Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
wanky doodles by Halevi January 29, 2015

Happy Doodles 

A term first coined by a mathematics teacher in Hwa Chong Institution which soon became a meme among students. General definition is "understand?". Often used responded with sad rice.
1+2 is 3. Happy doodles?
Happy doodles? Sad rice!
Happy Doodles by Potsto March 10, 2021

bumpin doodles 

bumpin doodles is the act where two males approach each other with massive erections. the two penises must be aligned head to head. with a strong look of determination one of the males will commence to jack off both parties using his excess foreskin.
"hey hayes, do you wanna go doodle bump tonight?"
-hayes " sure man, its like whatever over here, mind givin hernandez a call? he's got soft skin." "he loves bumpin doodles."
bumpin doodles by thedoodlebumper November 9, 2006
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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