Donglesaurus

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.

I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.

by CACattack712 March 11, 2022

dinglesaurus

A huge pre-historic penis

"Wow I cant believe I bought that line that he was only 40 until he dropped his pants and I saw his dinglesaurus and his balls hit the floor"

"Yo that dinglesaurus at the OTB just hit me up for 5 bucks"

by Ramadeeez May 15, 2010

Dinglesaurus Rex

A large T-Rex of nightmares that chases after you, screaming random words like 'Dingles!' or 'Bungus!'

See also: Cockaraptor

Man 1: "Dude, I had this crazy dream i was being chased by a Dinglesaurus Rex"
Man 2: "Shut the hell up Steve, You're a cunt."

by PatH93 December 10, 2011

Dongasauruss

(Noun): An old decrepit homosexual male that has a primary diet of penis.

Man... You know that old guy Will? He's a real Dongasauruss.

by Bologna Tony April 19, 2016

Dongasaurusrex

refering to a large or gigantic penis.

All of the ladies want my dongasaurusrex

by Rocktar June 16, 2010

danglesaurus

a person who is off another's nutsuck and is on major dangle lockdown. nothing will get this person off their prey.

Mateo is such a danglesaurus; he even stooped as low to tell his "prey" that her brother and his best friend do drugs. What a faggot.

by ohsamiscool April 16, 2008

danglesaurus

when the guy is dangle so hard on a chick he is on super omega dangle lockdown and u have to punch in a number code take off the bike chain put in the combo to get the lock off take off the packaging tape scan the barcode and unlock the masterlock to get him off her nutsack

he is such a danglesaurus rex that the lockdown is in full effect

by cool-aid in that cup April 18, 2008