dongless

no dick

i am dongless

by 39z March 7, 2018

dongless

No dick

I am dongless

by 39z March 6, 2018

Dishcloth Dongles

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding

Take a look at those dishcloth dongles

by Working Class Hero December 14, 2020

Donglers

Big saggy testicles. Very low hanging. Like two tennis balls hanging in a dress sock.

That old dude has serious donglers.

by Eaton Holgoode March 25, 2017

Donglestep

The single most prolific genre of music in the universe.
Donglestep is regarded by many people to be stupid, retarded, and/or zippertits. What those people don't know is that Donglestep is the most fun genre of music to produce; taking the perfect amount of skill, talent, rhythm, vision, and laziness.

There is a sub-genre of Donglestep called Sludgestep, but it is stupid, unoriginal, and created by common plagarists.

Donglestep is the world's rarest sexual fetish. The total number of Donglophiles is exactly zero.

The most popular Donglestep artist is Papachino, but other artists include Gravy Train, Thunderbagel, Brube, Rectal Ketchups, Jedadiath, Bumbaskit, Krompet Mckgege, Solvent Mormon, and Thunderbolt Murderface, just to name a few.

"Hey, did you hear that sick Donglestep song yesterday? It's totes champin."
"Yeah, dat shit be pumpin'."

by Dirtwhistle October 12, 2013

Donglesaurus

Giant synthetic penis or sex toy, usually found in carry on bags at the TSA checkpoint.

I forgot to take my donglesaurus out of my bag before I left for my trip.

by CACattack712 March 11, 2022

Huge donglers/Balls

they define as Huge balls as big as two basketballs. and the Long part is 15-25m long min. for example if you see a Frederik. he has huge donglers/balls

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge balls u got there Frederik/Fredda Huge donglers/Balls

by chickenmannnnnnnn March 14, 2023