douchling 

The douche child of a douche.

Could you get your little douchling to stop screaming?
Your screaming douchling is giving me a headache.

douchling by retailworker December 28, 2009

dirty doubling doodler 

When you are in bed with a girl and you do a little hop and hit that sweet spot

"Did you hear about what Simon did to her?"

"No what?"
"He did the DIRTY DOUBLING DOODLER"
"OMG I can't even"
"I know girl"

dirty doubling doodler by DirtyDoublingDoodler May 25, 2014

Touchling 

The act of being all playfully with one's sister.

"Don't even fib yourself, you're always touchling each other acting all playfully and stuff."

Touchling by Whikra June 3, 2017

Douchenigger 

A combination between a "douchebag" and a "nigger". A horrible insult to call someone.

Hey look at that douchenigger over there!

Douchenigger by Notadouchenigger October 1, 2010

Dougaling 

To drink two six packs of beer and chunder on a train.

Origin: Vietnamese

Dude 1: My wife just dumped me.
Dude 2: No way! That sucks, what you gonna do?
Dude 1: Think I might just go dougaling.

Dougaling by luigispizza July 24, 2011

Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")

Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!

Douching through the snow by Agent Blue February 18, 2015

Mountain Douching 

When someone who recently had unprotected sex douches using Mountain Dew hoping that the yellow 5 will kill the sperm.

Elizabeth: I can't believe I didn't use protection.
Julie: Don't worry, you should try mountain douching.

Mountain Douching by Anhydrous-Caffeine March 11, 2011