douchelingus

(n) A total twat. One who is far more repugnant than a douchebag.

Todd is such a twat. He never offers cash for food or drinks. He is a total douchelingus

by Asa P April 20, 2008

Doucheling

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

douchelicous

some1 so much of a douchebag they are a FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

hes douchelicous

by holla March 16, 2003