Doucheington

a person that is acts exactly like a douchbag.

Timmy:"I wish the world would be as nice as me!!!"
Jonny:"shut up. your an idiot. i hate the world, and it can just die"
Timmy:"GOD!!! your so fraking anoying, doucheington!!!"

by Spazzy-Taz69 January 9, 2009

Doucheington

A supreme member of the doucheboard hierarchy. The word is founded by Joseph Longmore (facebook) dedicated to Blair Partlow and fellow douchemembers of the douchesquadron. Thank you LongJoemore for clearing things up and making the world a better place...one douchepuppy at a time.

Dude, that guy sure has an ego...he must be making up for something..."..."Totally, what a Preston Doucheington"

by LongJoeMore June 9, 2010

Doucheington

1. Generally used for a person who has surpassed the levels of a douchebag. They have achieved an new level of douchebagging and that is the doucheington.

2. First class Douche

God, that guy over there is just such an asshole!
no he's worse...he's a doucheington!

by uber commander August 19, 2009

Lord Doucheington

It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.

Robert Novak prefers to be addressed as Lord Doucheington

by Jackson B. March 15, 2007

Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville

King of the Douches, the biggest douche in all of the land. Every time he tries to talk a giant stream of douchewater squirts out. These douche squirts are often accompanied by his lies. Things like "I love you.", "Sex can wait.", and "I value you as a human being." It is important that you do not fall victim to any of these lies, or he will hit it, quit it, and toss you to the curb. And you will be yet another victim of his awe-inspiring douchedom. Douche Douchington is a rare species of Douchebag, which does not require food, but instead, requires hours and hours of the universal douchebag passtime, Call of Duty. In fact, the only thing he loves more than pussy is, indeed, his x-box. If it were at all humanly possible, he would stick his dirty dick into the x-box slot and fuck it's brains out. The Duke of Doucheville is a jack of many trades, and his varied talents include: playing Rock Band, playing paintball, playing Guitar Hero, lying to women, living with his parents, and not having a job. It is suggested that you avoid Douche Douchington at ALL TIMES. Men who are exposed to him often contract the Douche Disease, a highly common, seemingly incurable illness which will turn you into a walking, breathing pussy washer. Women who are exposed are generally not susceptible to this disease, but must ensure that they protect themselves from the other awful viruses, such as AIDS, crabs, and jock itch, which may be contracted when in his douchey presence.

Ryan is such an enourmous douche, he has been renamed Douche Douchington, the Duke of Doucheville.

by fuckyouryan March 24, 2010

Lord Douchington III

Its in his blood to be a douche. The douchiest of the douche.

"I now pronounce you, Raymond Albert Torres Jr Lord Douchington III"

by hellhouse666 April 16, 2010

douchington

Someone who steals all your billions and is generally a douche.

"What's up douchington?"

"No, there's no Douchington here."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007