douchequim

A person who shows qualities of not only being a complete douche, but also a total fucking quim.

Hey check out that guy Dave, he thinks he's awesome cos he's got a macbook and a blackberry, what a douchequim!

by WolfgangUlrich December 23, 2009

douchequake

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

by nme! January 18, 2009

douchejuice

a blend of 50% vinegar, 50% water that women use to douche themselves.

"helen could you mix me some douchejuice? i love the way you brew that shit"

by peteypablo204 December 4, 2009

douchebumps

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

by christenapril March 30, 2010

douchequake

A faggot.

That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.

by Holla_atcha_boyeeee January 19, 2009

douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

douchequeer

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

by bfaggot August 4, 2006