douchebimmer

A douchbag who drives a BMW

"Dude, that douchebimmer just cut me off!"

by jbonzai June 13, 2009

Douchecammer

Someone who installs a dashcam on their car so they can purposefully drive like a douche.

That douchecammer could have easily avoided the accident but chose not to because it was on camera.

by Vampyre Byte July 31, 2019

douchehammer

Total waste of genetic material, a person who goes out of their way to be a complete pain in the ass

That guy cut me off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

What a douchehammer.

by swooper74 October 13, 2006

douchebiter

A compound insult, consisting of the insult Douchebag and the word Biter, thus referring to the person being insulted as someone who actually bites a vaginal douche. nuff said.

John: hey, you really suck at everything you do
Francis: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DOUCHEBITER!!!

by suomynonamai July 7, 2011

douchebiebery

Pronounced douche-bieber-ee
Invented by the moose, aka Jared Padalecki in an angry tweet wanting to deport Justin Bieber, and he described his actions as "douchebiebery" which is a combination of douchebaggey and bieber. Can be used to insult justin or his actions, and possibly any beliebers.

Belieber: OmFG #CuTtingForBieBer !!!111!!1!!!!

Person: eew ur really gonna do that for all the douchebiebery justin did? You must be a simple minded ass-kissing peasant.

Belieber: omg !!1!1!1!!! No dont insult da biebs!!1!1! Cutting isnt a joke!!

Person: well why would u cut for a person who obviously doesnt care about his fans if hes letting them do this....

Belieber: you dont know what ur talking about !! He loves us!

Person: bitch, please.

by DaMoose February 4, 2014

Doucheimer

When you drink so much that you act like a douchebag, but don't remember it the next day.

Dude, you were such a doucheimer last night.

by Dum_Diddy August 26, 2011

douchebiker

(n) portmanteau of douchebag and biker.

Class of bicycle enthusiast known to ride custom fixed gear bikes. Usually seen with one pant leg rolled up and wearing a Timbuk2 or Chrome bag.

Also see: http://yamabushi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/fixiecliche.jpg

"Did you see all those douchebikers riding on Valencia St. this afternoon?"

by rowborg October 17, 2008