Sometimes referred to as the 7th layer of hell, Simms is a small town in Montana. Inhabited by drunkards and racist hillbillies, it is advised to never enter unless you plan on hitting up a clan rally. The High School is run by a fucktard nazi, and the town is run by a cavalcade inbred douchenozzles.

What, you live in Simms? Please don't talk to me, as I am not a racist asshole.

Simms by killaavenged November 6, 2012

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simms

1. a black person

2. a con artist
3. a nicer term for nigger

you didnt show up to work today... you lazy simms!

simms by mankow November 5, 2009

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Simms Disease

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.

Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.

Simms Disease by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011

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Mr. Simms

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.

Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms

Mr. Simms by ChunkyBoi May 7, 2019

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