Mama! Can I sell the house for the newest thinnest MacBook Pro? I want to see if it runs better than my toaster!
by Mr. Critical December 12, 2015
Over price piece of shit.
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
It's $999 and has a quarter the RAM, half the Hard Drive size, 600 Mhz slower, have the video memory of my Vaio which i got for 700 dollars
by MACH8Ter April 22, 2010
A Worthless 1000 Dollar Piece Of Shit That Can Store 8 Giga's
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
by Ahdiwnsn December 05, 2016
A blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. Replaced the crappy iBook in early 2006.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
Expected to be a cash cow for Apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
More features and speed than Windows will ever have.
by Bixxo June 05, 2006
a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). I bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
by yogos July 20, 2006
Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"
Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"
by Deaanooo February 10, 2019
Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.
Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019