douchebumps

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

by christenapril March 30, 2010

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douchebumps

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

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Douchebumps

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023

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deucebumps

chill bumps or goose bumps that appear on your skin when a bowel movement is about to occur.

I was in the car and it hit me. I had to go so bad I had deucebumps all over my arms and legs.

by Sven Dzaluhnagey December 13, 2010

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doucheburst

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

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