douchebumps 

(n.) A condition which occurs while or directly following the witnessing of an action of or statement by a person who would fit the description of a douche bag. Usually tied to the emotional sensation of being embarrassed on behalf of another person because whatever they just did was packed full of douchery. Sometimes accompanied by the phrase "are you fucking kidding me?" and a sour facial expression.

Josh: I can't come to the party tonight dude, I gotta get my burn on at the gym. Plus I just got that new Dave Matthews. Yeah!

Eavesdropping bystander: Wow. I just got douchebumps.

douchebumps by christenapril March 30, 2010

douchebumps 

The tingly, nauseated physical sensation you experience in the presence of a douchebag or an act of douchebaggery.

I ran into Dylan at the bar, which was totally lame. After how he treated Madison, just the sound of his voice is enough to give me douchebumps.

douchebumps by disgruntledgoat April 27, 2007

Douchebumps 

Douchebumps: when you are near or have an interaction with a douchey person. You get douchebumps.

Whenever my boss starts talking in a meeting I get douchebumps.

Douchebumps by Shanon Jo April 28, 2023

deucebumps 

chill bumps or goose bumps that appear on your skin when a bowel movement is about to occur.

I was in the car and it hit me. I had to go so bad I had deucebumps all over my arms and legs.

deucebumps by Sven Dzaluhnagey December 13, 2010

doucheburst 

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

douche bumps 

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

douche bumps by Unflappable May 17, 2006

Deucebumps 

The goosebumps you get while in the middle of dropping deuce.

"I told her I didn't crap in her closet but she saw the deucebumps and it all went downhill from there."

Deucebumps by oxcasp3rxo May 12, 2010