douchepuff

noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.

Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.

by RichardParker October 15, 2010

douchemuffin

same meaning as the word douchebag but has more zip and playfulness

Boss: Lowly Unpaid Intern,get my coffee and it better be here soon or else you'll be looking in the paper for a new job while living in a cardboard box {leaves room}

Receptionist: That dude's an asswipe

Intern: No,he's a total douchemuffin

by Blair_Mowry_Grant January 22, 2012

douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.

You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!

by Kendall October 3, 2004

Douche Puff

Shot out white boy who works at hire quest with a raging bandanna addiction. Also responds to Chocolate chip cookie or Jaquanda

Yo dat nigga be a str8 douche puff yo!

by OG Bobby Hill November 15, 2019

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.

Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

by EdibleFood January 24, 2010

Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.

Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.

by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

douchemuffin

some one who is weak, a pansy, or someone who does lots of stupid stuff

Jay Warren is a major douchemuffin

by fagh8er December 11, 2004