The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.
Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.
by Ryuuka-EMS November 09, 2009
A human being possesing traits similar to a special needs individual, however not having been diagnosed with any actual disorder. A human being who makes rash, idiotic, decisions with very little knowledge about the situation.
I sent Dan to go fix that job, he came back dazed and confused and talking about something completely different than what he was sent to do, he's such a douchewaffle.
by thatbigsumbich January 01, 2010
by Mason McCoy April 16, 2011
Girl1: did you hear what cj did?
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
girl1: no?
girl1:He fucked brit, then dumped her!
girl2: WHAT A DOUCHEWAFFLE!
by gobblegobblegobble0721 October 25, 2011
An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
by Kendall October 04, 2004
by Kimmersandbits August 28, 2009
One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.
by War1986 May 04, 2005