douchepurse 

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

douchepurse by sloriag April 18, 2009

douchepurse 

The female version of a douchebag.

Hey, check out that douchepurse in leopard print tights wearing neon Risky Business sunglasses indoors.

douchepurse by sloriag April 16, 2009

doucheburst 

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

douchehorse 

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

douchehorse by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchehorse 

A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.

That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.

douchehorse by zurmalurm May 26, 2009

douchepreneur

N. A douchepreneur is an unemployed douche that loves bragging about the dozens of startups he/she had a role in & can't wait pitch their latest failure. They usually have robust a social media presence including a seemingly impressive resume on Linkedin. When asked their job title, they'll state vague, nebulous catch-alls like "entrepreneur", "business coach", "idea generator", and "strategist".

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a entrepreneur and idea generator"

"Great, so who pays you for that?"

"Nobody right now but check out my linkedin page, my three facebook pages, my twitter account, and two of my personal websites that simply link to the aforementioned social media sites."

"Oh so you're a _douchepreneur_, then. Gotcha."

douchepreneur by ZWarwich March 6, 2014

doucheburger 

variant of douchebag and douchenozzle

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.

doucheburger by crack sammich September 6, 2008