10 definitions by OG Bobby Hill
Using a device primarily designed for cleaning to counter act ones lose of balance and motor skills due to fentanyl/ heroin inebriation.
by OG Bobby Hill November 26, 2019
A magical enchanted land of tents and cardboard box homes, where hopes and dreams are exchanged for the contents of a glycerin cap. This plumbing and rent free village is the main breeding ground for future employees of Hire Quest.
Yo, we need another moron to spend 8 hours sweeping the same room. Go grab another nigga from the fentanyl forest.
by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019
An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.
by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
Employees of hire quest who are required to sweep the floor until it's time to shoot up in the portable restroom and pass out. Other responsibilities include attempting to steal tools, fabricating family emergencies, chain-smoking and taking a single sip of Mountain Dew before opening another can. Members of the Nod Squad often reside in the Fentanyl Forest.
There's a married couple passed out on the floor surrounded by soda cans and empty caps. I guess they hired the Nod Squad today.
by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019
A grotesquely overweight narcissistic amazon woman who believes the world revolves around her, her bad credit, and her inability to control her intake of alcohol. Often reads by flashlight while explaining how your problems relate to her life.
After listening to that douche puffette talk about sobriety I'm totally ready to slam fireball and suck the glass dick.
by OG Bobby Hill November 23, 2019
Used by African Americans and other street dwelling individuals, especially in the St. Lucie jail system, to refer to two people or things together. Most effectively used while shouting as loud as possible across a dormitory while others are sleeping.
by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
A day labor employment agency that specializes in providing equal opportunities for convicts, felons, drug addicts, alcoholics, and child molesters to make a painfully small amount of money performing slave labor.
I am a convicted chomo with mad warrants and I am a lazy drunk, but I gotta make a play with this new script, good thing I pretend to be a semiskilled laborer at Hire Quest.
by OG Bobby Hill December 4, 2019