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douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008
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Douchenetic

The ability to unintentionally and involuntarily attract nothing but douchebags.
"She turned out to be a loser too. I must be extra douchenetic this week or something."
by DanoNYC January 13, 2010
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Voodoo Doughnuts

One of the things Portland, Oregon is known for. They are located at 22 SW 3rd Avenue("just south of the Burnside Bridge") and at 1501 NE Davis Street. Two of their most known doughnuts are the Bacon Maple and the Cock-n-balls. A few others are the Portland Creme, the Dirty Old Bastard, and the Voodoo Doughnut.
Commonly referred to as simply "Voodoo"
If, at a concert, a band is not actually from Portland, they will likely say something about Voodoo(as in the example).
Their slogan is "The magic is in the hole".
Random fact: at the 1501 NE Davis Street location, on top of the doughnut display case, there is a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"
Jack Barakat: I had the Cock-n-balls doughnut at Voodoo! It was awesome!

Oregonian: Have you been to Voodoo Doughnuts?
Washingtonian: No, sounds lame.
Oregonian: ... We're going to Voodoo... NOW
by PtownIsAwesome-NothingPersonal January 18, 2011
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beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.
Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the comand'r December 28, 2020
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Douchenose

Someone who you want to smack for being a douche
After watching jersey shore, I thought the situation was a douchenose to women
by Sumdumho September 25, 2014
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- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)
by Cocolastico January 26, 2014
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douchelusional

a delusional douchebag who is very narcissitic, rude, lame, tired, and foul, ie. Kanye West
Kanye West is the most douchelusional performer on the planet!
by Ez2517 September 14, 2009
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