douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

Douchecuntary

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchebug

A particularly annoying bug. The bug equivalent of a human douchebag.

"I've been trying to catch that fly for three days. The douchebug's going to have to die soon!"

by RedSquirrelPssht April 5, 2010

Douchette

Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.

Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.

by DarkSpirit82 June 5, 2009

douchebitchery

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

douchebusters

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007

Doucheout

A contest between two douches to discover which one is most douchey.

Ben Affleck and Matt Damon in the film Dogma performed a doucheout (Affleck won... Affleck always wins, except at life and acting).

by bunnymessiah July 1, 2009