doucheburst 

an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting

Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment

doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008

douchebusters 

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007

douchebutt 

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

douchebutt by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

Doucheburg 

A douchebag who hides the majority of his/her douchebaginess under the surface. Less than 10% of his/her douchebaginess is showing at any time, but much more lies beneath.

"Dude, Steve was trying to guilt trip me again."
"He's such a doucheburg, you don't even know."

Doucheburg by Apollo Firestar November 13, 2009

doucheburger 

variant of douchebag and douchenozzle

My friend Joseph is a total doucheburger sometimes.

doucheburger by crack sammich September 6, 2008

Doucheburg 

The post art school dormitory, hipster parade, fuschia loving neighborhood in Brooklyn, New York that was formerly known as Williamsburg.

I saw your stupid ex-boyfriend in Union Square today rocking stretch jeans, sporting a faux-hawk, and not talking to his tiny Asian girlfriend but he was listening to the Arcade Fire so loud on his ipod i guess he didn't notice me. He rolled down and hopped the L home to Doucheburg and prolly The Royal Oak for the birthday party du jour.

Doucheburg by Chevron Lucite December 4, 2005

douchepurse 

A female version of a douchebag.

Heidi Montag is the epitome of a douchepurse.

douchepurse by sloriag April 18, 2009