The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.
by WMS August 12, 2006
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Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.
by Douche Patrol October 31, 2009
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Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.

This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
Man #1: Sandals with jeans, douche or no douche?
Man #2: Douche.
by GatorBill November 27, 2010
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someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"
by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013
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A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.
by Seannnn69 February 21, 2009
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Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.
Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.
by DinoCoat January 22, 2019
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