doucheguns
Wow, he walked in with a bottle of that Danny Devito lemoncello crap he has cases of and gave me the doucheguns
doucheguns by Eddie O Spaghetti O December 7, 2009
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Douchecuntary
"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."
"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021
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douchelusional
douchelusional by Ez2517 September 14, 2009
doucheous
Rick: "Can I see your iPhone? I wanna play a song, cuz everyone is bored of Creed..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
Hernan: "NO!"
Rick: "Wow... Alright. You don't have to act so doucheous..."
doucheous by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009
Douchenstein
A unit of measurement for use with a douchometer in calculating the precise level of douchism a particular object or potentially douchebaggish person may exhibit. Part of the standard metric system, especially when used in places that use the metric system.
Douchenstein by codyandgarrett October 20, 2009
douchebusters
A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.
I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.
douchebusters by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007
doucheburst
an individual who is normally just a plain old douche, at the moment when they go above and beyond their douchiness to new levels, effectively bursting
Jeremy was always a total douche, but when he pissed on the Christmas tree, I knew it was a doucheburst moment
doucheburst by Rachel Tamed December 21, 2008
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Palmela Handerson
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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