doucheicide
While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.
doucheicide by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013
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Doucheglider
A unique term of endearment usually used to describe someone who commits actions with malicious intent, which are designed to elicit both sympathy and attention.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.
The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.
His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.
These actions are often too stupid or creepy to be credible, but a true doucheglider might be recognized as exceptionally stupid and/or creepy.
The term originated as the result of a contest to adequately describe the actions of one man who faked his own death to emotionally harm his ex-girlfriend, whom he had broken up with over a year and a half prior, but had been faking the relationship's continuation for his family's benefit.
His reported death was substantiated by members of his own family, as the result of him attempting to fly a home-made hang-glider off the roof of the Naval Barracks at Goose Creek in South Carolina.
Doucheglider by People's Republic of EmoChat November 22, 2010
Doucheician
Damn your little bro is such a doucheician with those lame tricks.
Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?
Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?
Doucheician by JaY&eMMv September 7, 2010
Doucheitize
Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.
Doucheitize by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011
Doucheglider
A faggot who attempts to fake his death by constructing a home-made hang glider from bed sheets and PVC pipe, with the intentional of getting away from his pain in the ass girlfriend.
Doucheglider by Pancake Jesus December 1, 2010
Doucheglider
A name given to the dumb toy. Most of the people riding 'Hoverboards' are douchebags and they are always annoying as hell. The name has been made famous by YouTube star Shane Dawson.
Doucheglider by HeyBooi211 December 2, 2015