Damn your little bro is such a doucheician with those lame tricks.
Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?
Why are there so many doucheicians at this party?
by JaY&eMMv September 7, 2010
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An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.
Common Characteristics of Douchicians:
- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless
Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:
1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day
Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.
Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.
Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.
Perfect Example of a Douchician:
Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.
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It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.
"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."
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A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.
Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano
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It is much larger than most other forms of douches
It is much larger than most other forms of douches
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