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Doucheitis 

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.
Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

douchenize 

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.
douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.
douchenize by Le douche February 9, 2005

doucherize 

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.
Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.
While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.
doucheicide by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026