Doucheitize

When people dig themselves a hole by being an epic douche.

Don't doucheitize yourself. Just stop talking, your making me like you even less every time you speak.

by T.J. Dubz September 11, 2011

Doucheitis

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.

Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.

by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009

douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

doucherize

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.

Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! February 24, 2011

doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.

While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.

by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013