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Doucheitis 

Doucheitis is a disease carried by people commonly referred to as douche bags.
Did you see what DB just did Amanda? Yeah, he's suffers from doucheitis.
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douchenize 

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.
douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.
douchenize by Le douche February 9, 2005

doucherize 

VERB: To change someone or something into a douche, or that of a douche.
Adam wore my leather jacket and doucherized it. Now I look like a fag in it.

doucheicide

Any action by a douche that causes him to lose his life.
While robbery occasionally happens here in Texas, most thugs know trying to rob a gun shop is doucheicide.
doucheicide by moejoe4420 February 13, 2013

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026