douchehead 

the next worse thing after a douchebag.

my word for chase, the varsity boys hockey goalie for phillips academy andover, given at the E/a winter games of 2007, where the phillips exeter academy boys owned the smurfs.

crowd: "POOOOOTTTTERRR!"
me: "is a douchehead!"
gar: "hun its a douchebag."
me: "shutup i made it up."

douchehead by mhm sure March 2, 2007

douchefad 

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.

Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.

douchefad by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

douchecadet 

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

douchecadet by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

Doucheweed 

A person who demonstrates the arrogant, annoying selfishness of a douchebag and the shady, low, slimy character of a dickweed. Not to be confused with a dickwagon. Definitely not a drug.

Johnny: A couple of my friends and I are going to smoke pot, want to join us guys?
Dirk: Yeah dude, let's go!
Kyle: Sure, I'll come, but then I'll call crimestoppers afterwards to make money because I really want to get into a good college.
Johnny (to Dirk): Isn't Kyle such a doucheweed? How does God even allow him to live?

Doucheweed by Barnabus McAwesomeballs January 18, 2011

doucheherder 

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.

That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.

doucheherder by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013

Douchewaddick 

a term used to describe people of a rude manner; jerks; douchebags; dicks

P: I hate the guys in my school, especially the football players!
U: Same with me! They're such douchewaddicks.

Douchewaddick by hotpocketer August 24, 2012