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douche master flex
A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
douche master flex by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
Doucheflag
Another name for car window flags.
People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.
Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010
Douchefreude
An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012
doucheflect
(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party
-ion (n.)
-ion (n.)
Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!
doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009
douchefluence
Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.
Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...
douchefluence by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015