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Douche Fleet 

A group of douches normally containing at least three Douche Tanker's and several Douche Canoe's.
"That group of guys are a real Douche Fleet."
Douche Fleet by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009

douche master flex 

A man or woman who has truly mastered the ability to be a douche bag and deserves the title of being a master flex in their talents.
You my friend are a douche master flex for eating that fish taco!
douche master flex by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005

Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.
Doucheflag by ronious January 13, 2010

Douchefreude 

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
Douchefreude by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)
Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!
doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009

douchefluence 

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.
Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...
douchefluence by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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