doucheplex

Adjoining housing for douching douche bags.

The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so they could be ready to receive the night.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Doucheplex

A frat house.

Alpha Beta emerged from their doucheplex after another successful homecoming rager.

by dfir September 26, 2022

Douchlexic

Someone has this syndrome when normally they are cool and alright to be around. Sometimes, though, instead of being forgetful or mixing up numbers like a dyslexic they act like a douche, usually without warning and in public.

Me: Why is Eddie ready to fight that guy who bumped into him? Eddie's usually calm and the guy apologized too.

You: He's douchlexic. Occasionally he acts like a Douche and everyone knows he's wrong.

by joeypaisano June 12, 2011

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)

Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!

by tzodyaq December 17, 2009

douchepiece

A hands-free phone worn on the ear, used anywhere outside of a vehicle.

It was a terrible first date...the guy wore his douchepiece the whole time.

by Juliana Gallin October 15, 2008

Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

doucheplosion

When a place is crawling with douchebags and the skanks they rode in on.

I don't want to go to that bar: that place is a total doucheplosion.

by repressd September 10, 2009