doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)

Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!

doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.

Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.

Douchefactor by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

Douchelet 

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

Douchelet by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

douchelectual 

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.

moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.

douchelectual by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

douchefest 

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.

"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."

douchefest by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006

doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities

Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him

doucherectomy by Cebbin December 31, 2013

douchefractal 

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

douchefractal by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018