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Doucheflap

Unintentional crease/fold in a notebook, paper or book currently in use. Can be used as noun/verb or reflexive verb/adjective.
1. I have a doucheflap in my notebook. RAH!
2. Shit. I just doucheflapped my book.
3. This notebook is doucheflapping on me!
4. This book is so doucheflappy!
by Ira Banks and Laila Matar January 17, 2009
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Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
by Raixor February 16, 2013
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douchefad

A fad that someone gets caught up in that ultimately makes them look like a douchebag. Some examples are: The faux hawk, popping collars on a polo shirt, getting a tramp stamp, spray on tans or wearing Ed Hardy clothing.
Friend #1: Did you see that Larry grew a 70's pornstache?

Friend #2: Yeah, what a tool.

Hopefully, that mustache growing douchefad will be over before you know it.
by Larry Tiita March 25, 2011
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Doucheflag

Another name for car window flags.

People think they are super cool flying flags on all their car window, but everyone else thinks they are douchebags.
Doucheflag flyer: Hey check out the sweet Super Bowl champions window flag I have on my Jetta. The Patriots are the best!!
Bystander: Not only do you look like a giant douche for just having a doucheflag, but the Patriots haven't even been to the Super Bowl in years.
by ronious January 13, 2010
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doucheclip

the device used to fasten one's cell phone to their belt.
That guy was beating up the beat and battling so hard, I can't believe his phone stayed in his doucheclip.
by mosdefjenny December 19, 2009
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doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)
Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!
by tzodyaq December 17, 2009
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douchefluence

Douchefluence is the force that forms the rabid following around each side of a polarizing issue or character.
Donald Trump's comments about immigration have his haters screaming for his head, his supporters screaming to make him President, and smart people screaming douchefluence...
by TeamDouchefluence August 15, 2015
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