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douchefecta 

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.
a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta
douchefecta by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010
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douchefecta 

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.
Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!
douchefecta by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012

doucheflect

(v.) typically in a work environment, the act of deflecting a responsibility of your own onto another while simultaneously being a douche by gaining the support of those who expect you to perform said duty in excusing you from it and, furthermore, now expecting it from the other party

-ion (n.)
Randy was supposed to write that report but but he talked to his boss and doucheflected and now I have to do it!
doucheflect by tzodyaq December 17, 2009

Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
Douchefactor by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009

douchelectual 

a portmanteau of the words douche and intellectual, referring to someone who tries so hard to pass himself off as intellectual that he just comes off as a douche.
moleskin, check. tortoise shell frames, check. scarf, check. what a total douchelectual.
douchelectual by t rex esquire March 4, 2010

Douchemecca 

(n) dooshmek-uh

1. A place that attracts a large quantity of douche bags.
Angela: I love Vegas but I hate that it attracts so many immature assholes.
Shawn: Yeah, that place is a total douchemecca.
Angela: Baaaaaa.
Douchemecca by TheDouchemeister August 24, 2011

douchefest 

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."
douchefest by Lusty Shackleford April 6, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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