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Douchetit 

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008

Urban douchetionary 


The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
Urban douchetionary by Papa-G November 20, 2009

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.
Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.
Doucheciple by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

Douchetin 

Dustin is a real douche lets call him Douchetin
Douchetin by jasssskkkl January 10, 2010

douchetitanic 

The epitome and summum of the douche. The person is so stupid it will cause his/her own undoing and it will be spectacular like the Titanic mishap (also caused by human doucheness, with tragic consequences).
John Bolton said Hillary Clinton faked her concussion. What a douchetitanic!
douchetitanic by fem_progress December 20, 2012

douchelips

a word to describe someone stupid or someone's stupid or gross actions.
that was a pretty douchelips move.
you're a douchelips.
douchelips by jaXXX. April 20, 2007