douchetapo

See: douchebags

Combined term of douche and gestapo, used in reference to large, roaming, drunk crowds of douche-y bros that may cause trouble.

Look, there's the douchetapo out on Fullerton Ave doing their Snuggie bar crawl!

douchetapo by redvelvetcupcake April 15, 2009

douchenado 

A huge crowd of fratboys, tourists, and other people that you don't want to be around that invade a cool place and ruin it for everyone else.

The bar was cool until a douchenado from Jersey showed up around midnight. We had to leave.

douchenado by Ms. Merrz January 2, 2014

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

Douchecanoe by BounceTigger May 6, 2013

douchebapper 

Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.

Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.

The man was so hard while his girlfriend douchebapper him

douchebapper by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022

Douchecano 

From Douche and Volcano.

A particularly dangerous form of erupting douche that can go off without warning and expose innocent people for miles around to unsafe levels of douchery.

Oh man that guy on the train was such a fucktard , he managed to piss off everyone in the carriage, what a Douchecano

Douchecano by The Mechanical Turk March 15, 2011

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.

Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo

douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

Douchebagology 

The study of Douchebags.

Your such a douchebag! You should go to douchebag college and study Douchebagology. You will become a certified douchebagologist.

Douchebagology by Cory G. B April 2, 2008