douchcake

A cake Of douch sometimes referred as a strawberry douch cake

"Your'e a douchcake"

by sabbath70 May 2, 2007

doucheketeers

Douchebags. Plain and simple.

Our town/county has miles and miles and miles of bike trails yet some of these risk taking doucheketeers INSIST on riding in the streets. During rush hour. On some pretty windy roads. AND sometimes ride 2 or 3 even 4 abreast across the road.

by Telephony June 10, 2013

douchecadet

A junior douche. One who is almost a douche.

I wouldn't go as far as to say that he's a douche, but he certainly qualifies as a douchecadet.

by Michael LeSuer April 13, 2007

dooshcake

some one who has surpassed being a dooshbag by a long shot.

That kid Kyle is a Fucking dooshcake.

by Alex&Peter October 29, 2007

douchbagerie

the act, or state of being a douchbag.

did you see the seattle/green bay game?

no, what happend?

during the overtime coin toss, matt hasseback said "tails, and we're gonna score!" during the first drive, he threw an interception for a touchdown and they lost the game.

a classic case of douchbagerie.

by cpn January 13, 2008

Douchecake

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable

Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake

by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchanese

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

by leo3375 December 15, 2009