dooshcake

some one who has surpassed being a dooshbag by a long shot.

That kid Kyle is a Fucking dooshcake.

by Alex&Peter October 29, 2007

Dooshkey

Said of someone acting so obnoxiously stupid that one might describe him/her as both a 'Douche Bag' as well as a Donkey.

The merging of both words creates Douchekey commonly spelled Dooshkey

This guy is sooo drunk, he's acting like a proper Dooshkey

by Mary-Basil November 15, 2013

doosmackey

oldfasion name for balls

when you run down stairs with loose underware, your balls smack whitch makes it doosmackeys

by smackeys June 30, 2009

dooshbagery

Always a male. An ex-boyfriend you wish you could get rid of by squashing, like the little cock roach he is. An arrogant prick that claims to break up with you but continues to stalk your facebook page. He makes idiotic comments on your facebook happiness status updates, hoping to kill your buzz, but the fact that he is still watching you only makes you realize how pathetic and small he really is. His sarcasm is much to be desired and completely shows his lack of intelligence.

Lilly: "Did you hear that Kris and Tyler broke up"

JJ: "No not really, I dont go on facebook that often"

Lilly: "Oh well, Tyler broke up with Kris, but continues to comment on her facebook page with stupid comments"

JJ: "That right there would be a prime example of dooshbagery"

by Lilly Amore Marsh December 14, 2009

dooshcano

dueche+cano

essentially a duechebag to the next level of queer.

That snitch is such a fuckin dooshcano.

by godhatesu April 30, 2009

Doofcake

Noun, a person who resembles a doofus to a great extent. Also see: doof

Karisa is quite a doofcake, I mean who calls John hatch.

by Jmfalcon7 November 5, 2003

Doorshaker

A person who walks up to a business before (or after) hours where the business hours are clearly displayed and proceeds to grab the handle and attempt to open the door forcefully.

Every morning there is at least one "Doorshaker" waiting outside my business.

by Jcbfire13 January 24, 2019