douchracket

An idiot who thinks they have a big dick when they have a micro penis.

Someone who has no working brain cells.

Oh hey. It’s big dick Dave. He’s such a douchracket.

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An idiot who thinks they have a big dick when they actually have a micro penis.

A complete moron.

Oh hey. It’s big dick Dave. He’s a Douchracket.

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doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.

"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"

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The science and practice of being a douche at a whole other level.

Prior to becoming a governor, Scott Walker earned his PhD in doucherocketry.

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douche douchebag: A rocket propelled douchebag. A douche with an extra kick. Douchebag alternative.

"Johnny is such a flaming doucherocket"

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