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The proper way to spell this word is "douche" bag. As every knows, a "douche" is a vaginal cleaning. Hence the word "douche bag" relates to a dirty, fetid, lowly, or stupid person; an ignorant derelict.
Stop wasting time, DOUCHE BAG.

Hey DOUCHE BAG, get your muddy ass sneakers off my carpet.
by neomega July 03, 2003
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A complete and utter loser. Also someone who sucks up to people and cant roast for their life.
Doosh bag is a loser who sucks up to the teacher and makes pathetic efforts at everything.
by Howard C July 03, 2006
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the bag that a chick cleans out her cunt with after having sex with u
oh my god ur a doosh bag bitch
by bullfrog01 July 11, 2005
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a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"
"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."
by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010
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when some1 has a lil too much cheese on there taco, it cleans u up( eg. ur mummy and daddy)
by Peter Dooshbag March 11, 2003
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