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(n) A person that walks along the seashore squeezing farts out of dead seagulls.

(v) The act of walking along the seashore while squeezing farts out of dead seagulls.
Give me my money back, dornk!
Go to the ocean and start dornking.
dornk by Jonathon Bly January 11, 2009
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Circling the donkey 

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.

Big Jebediah Doinks 

It's where you use the penis like a butter churn to make butter (only legal to do in the Amish)
Yeah bro i'm headed to Paradise to get my Big Jebediah DOINKS on!
Big Jebediah Doinks by Anne Oldman December 18, 2021

to donkey-head someone 

To fool someone.
It comes from Tom & Jerry cartoon where Tom used to get fooled by Jerry having his head turn into a donkey-like head
To donkey-head someone:

Dude 1-Hey u know I just got a winning lottery ticket!!

Dude 2-How the heck do u know it's a winning ticket?

Dude 1-Those guys sold it to me: they said they don't need money...I got it for just 20k.

Dude 2-U do realize u've been donkey-headed big time, don't you?

Dude 1-"uh-auha-uha" (or whatever a donkey is able to utter)
"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"
Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015

pee donkey

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.
pee donkey by losr4lif January 17, 2011
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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