I started to tell Dave to kill himself, but instead I told him to go commit abiotic because the science teacher was glaring at me .
Used to refer to someone’s mom
Dave - You’re mom
Mom - Yes I am
Once upon a time there was an edgy boy named Adolf. Adolf loved art but his dad hated him. Adolf tried to get into Vienna art school but Vienna hated his art. So Adolf decided to take over a country and half the world because he was emo and hated people with big noses. Oh yeah, and he ruined the coolest moustache in the world
1. What Edgy white boys say in malls and planes
2. What extremist muslims say to get 13 different pussies
Kevin: ALLU AKBAR
A dank dork
Dave was always humid, and he was a dork. He was a Dornk!
Talking about urban dictionary outside the context of the definition for Urban Dictionary.
Dave: Hi reader scrolling through the definition of Meta! How are ya?
Julia: Why the fuck are you talking to reader Dave? We’ve talked about breaking the fourth wall